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hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
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imagine.. someone liking you.. romantically
unrealistic.
blocked.(via goldenbug0)
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speedwagon’s stand is [Keep On Loving You] and it was activated at his death. it’s the speedwagon foundation. and it’s always going to help the joestars.
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TIL:
every time i read this paragraph it feels like a miniature fever dream
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maybe the protagonist of sun and moon smiles like that because they don’t understand a word of alolan
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If Darth Vader hadn’t killed all the Jedi, there’s NO WAY Luke would have become a Jedi Master. Not for lack of talent, and definitely not because of the Dark Side, but dude, Luke Skywalker trying to comply with the “no emotional connections” policy?
The Council would be like “Luke, stop making friends, it is the Path to Corruption”
and Luke would be like “What? It’s only Han”
“What about these other 356,739,000 people you made friends with?”
“They’re really nice! If you got to know them-”
“And you and your sister need to stop saving each other. Only we can authorize rescues. Connection Is Bad.”
and so Luke Skywalker fled the Order in the dead of night, never to be seen again, except by his 356,739,000 friends, many of whom are in the Jedi Order anyway(via the-ice-castle)
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i hope the world doesn’t turn into mad max bc I can’t drive
“hi this is your uber driver here i’m parked in front of immortan joe’s shrine”
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